I am the kid who you look at strangely because they've been staring at their fingers for 20 minutes. The one that even the kids who are against bullying have to laugh at (and no, I'm not bitter about it! I'm glad I can make people laugh by just being odd).

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youngblackandvegan:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

"i’m so hungry i could eat a hoRSE….’s portion of pasta"

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

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frickgerard:


stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:

frickgerard:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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itswhatyouwant-need:

This part is literally on right now

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d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

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sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

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pupchan:

being proud of something and NO one caresimage

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